I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog)
Iowa teen missing
15 year old Kathlynn Shepard was abducted by Michael Klunder on Monday, along with a 12 year old who managed to escape and find help. Michael Klunder committed suicide Monday night and Shepard is still missing.
Volunteers are searching Hamilton, Boone, and Webster counties for any sign of her. So far they haven’t been able to narrow their focus.
I know there probably aren’t a whole lot of Iowans on tumblr, and I’m not sure how much help these kinds of posts actually are, but anyone with information is encouraged to call 515.573.2323 or 911.
I don’t know her, nor am I from that part of the state, but I hope that she is found and returned to her family soon.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
FITCH PLEASE
And I thought my love for her couldn’t get any bigger.
FUCK I CAN’T
(Source: thefrogman)
Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
I don't even know how to respond to that.
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.
And Kristen Stewart.
No, you know what? Fuck you.
Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.
Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.
Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.
Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.
Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
(Source: darren-criss)
Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.
holy shIT
(Source: hulkling)